I Cried Over A Breadstick Once.

Hi I'm Corinne. I'm 16 and really like fruity, chewy candy and small dogs.
I don't post a lot of fandom stuff anymore, but I'm in so many!! ((Read the about me!))
If you're not into the whole "equality" thing get out now thx.
I have some pretty odd tags but these are my most commonly used ones atm:
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hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(via rippedskinnyjeanslyingonhisfloor)

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

(via flowergalinda)

(via boobqrab)

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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(via neveraskwhy-justholdme)

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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(via perfectdisaster-and-everafter)

bgcfavs:

me babysitting bad ass kids.

(via bbyblewface)

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

doorsandsardines:

hire this man

doorsandsardines:

hire this man

(via bbyblewface)

socialjusticeprincesses:

poppypicklesticks:

happy-gimpmask-salesman:

poppypicklesticks:

socialjusticeprincesses:

adamnotawinchester:

let-me-take-a-pikachu:

bethelionqueen:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

Homosexuality is so fragile that y’all are so bothered by his or her mugs that are meant to have a “snug fit”. . But seriously, it’s a stupid product design. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. It’s not “literally a metaphor” learn the definition of literally. You are reading into this way too much. Don’t you guys have anything better to do?

I saw the pictures and immediately thought “there are going to be a shit ton of dumbass comments on this”
Tumblr, you are so predictable.

Welcome to tumblr, where cups are now sexist

The mugs are costume made. Im pretty sure if the guy wanted to have the smaller cup, he would. The woman most likely just isn’t as big of a coffee drinker.
-Elsa

People really need to stop projecting their own failed relationships onto society at large over stupidly designed mugs 

These are novelty cups. They’re meant to look nice on a shelf. You don’t actually drink from them. 

lol, oh tumblr 
besides if they wanna play that card, the dude probably paid an obscene amount for her engagement ring so she can handle a mouthful or two less of coffee 

coffee is gross anyway.
~ Mulan

socialjusticeprincesses:

poppypicklesticks:

happy-gimpmask-salesman:

poppypicklesticks:

socialjusticeprincesses:

adamnotawinchester:

let-me-take-a-pikachu:

bethelionqueen:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

Homosexuality is so fragile that y’all are so bothered by his or her mugs that are meant to have a “snug fit”. . But seriously, it’s a stupid product design. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. It’s not “literally a metaphor” learn the definition of literally. You are reading into this way too much. Don’t you guys have anything better to do?

I saw the pictures and immediately thought “there are going to be a shit ton of dumbass comments on this”

Tumblr, you are so predictable.

Welcome to tumblr, where cups are now sexist

The mugs are costume made. Im pretty sure if the guy wanted to have the smaller cup, he would. The woman most likely just isn’t as big of a coffee drinker.

-Elsa

People really need to stop projecting their own failed relationships onto society at large over stupidly designed mugs 

These are novelty cups. They’re meant to look nice on a shelf. You don’t actually drink from them. 

lol, oh tumblr 

besides if they wanna play that card, the dude probably paid an obscene amount for her engagement ring so she can handle a mouthful or two less of coffee 

coffee is gross anyway.

~ Mulan

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

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